This one's a different, fictional girlfriend.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

There's no need for that comma, is there?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)

STOP PICKING ON ME
I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)