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My girlfriend is leaving me.
She said is was due to my obsession with the 60s pop band The Monkees. I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.
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hahahahaha
rnuk, girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
:(

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Have you been knobbing Blue Star?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
I hate sickepedia

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
I actually need to think of a 60's-themed costume for the weekend
I'm thinking slapping on a suit and black tie, going as one of the Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
Go as Ronnie Biggs
and fuck off abroad
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
go as the cuban missile crisis

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
I thought your girlfriend broke up with you months ago. I'm pretty sure we all made fun of you. Even moohalaa.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
This one's a different, fictional girlfriend.

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There's no need for that comma, is there?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
STOP PICKING ON ME
I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
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