Well, tonight I will be convincing Ms Official that I ought to be taken to St Ives for my birthday again seeing as I've found a place for less than £400 a week ON THE FUCKING HARBOUR FRONT
Tomorrow I have chums coming for tea, so I'll be dicking about in the kitchen all day. Sunday I might go for food with wankers off the internet. Dunno yet. Is that ok?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

I approve of everything apart from the wankers off the internet part.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)

Might not happen yet
Fingers crossed. This birthday thing is an issue though. There's a Specials gig in Coventry to try and shoe horn in. Specials. In Coventry. I can't miss that can I?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)

That does sound like something you ought not to miss.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

I know
I suspect a great deal of beer fuelled skanking and joyous singing would be involved. I can't say no to that. Not without being an uncivilised oik.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)