yeh i always bathe on my birthday

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

Good for you.
You might melt and get washed away if you do it more than once a year.
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)