i don't know whether to go to the pub or not.
should i stay or should i go?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)

I've just got back. Company was dull as it was heaving in there so no, don't go.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

my local isn't usually heaving and is quite big with two pool tables

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

then you can stroke some balls

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

that are less than ten years old

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

that have been smacked about by others for months.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

you still won't leave the house

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

Bit old for you there

( Ibstock, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

if you stay there will be trouble
if you go there will be double
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)

i thought that
i dunno what to do
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)

what will you do down the pub?
are there people there more entertaining that staying in?
are you likely to pull?
what are th pub snacks like?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)

i'll most likely have two pints
maybe a game of pool, i dunno, could i pull? anything's possible but most people will be over eighteen so i dunno.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)

2 pints
hard times?
(umbongotime meh.........., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)

Oh my, you just keep going for the child touching talk.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)

i 'm clearly a terrible person

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

I went to the pub this evening.
Everyone seemed very jolly. Mainly because it was still light at 7 p.m. Some people are easily pleased
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

it is nice tho

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)

it's cold here
i'm not going out now. i'm going to have a bath instead.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)

Poof.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

Is it your birthday already MW?
many happy returns and all that
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

yeh i always bathe on my birthday

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

Good for you.
You might melt and get washed away if you do it more than once a year.
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

It was a bit crappy earlier
But it was lovely when we went out. How are you Mongy?
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

Will you could try making your mind up.
Oh wait, that only applies to decisions regarding bucks fizz.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)

You've decided to stay in, and not go out.
Poor form.
I think you should try going without the internet for a week.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

i don't know anyone in the pub
and i have to get up at half six in the morning, these things have influenced my decision
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

I've just got back from seeing bo burnham live
He was good
( magnum, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

yeh i went to see him tonight as well
good times
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)

If you turn up at this time of night
everyone behind the bar will think you're a dick and wish you hadn't bothered.
( CowJam, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

why?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

Because this time of night is for people who have been in the pub most of the evening.
Staff will be starting to wind down.
( CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)

be cool MW, be cool

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

hello dear

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

hello

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

how are you keeping dear

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)