I wouldn't do that to you.
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( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

That genuinely made me laugh :)
I blame the booze, it's a chronic addiction :(
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)