See, that just proves you are a girl
hello, my name's broadsword, that's a smashing blouse you're wearing
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)

I'm actually eating a vindaloo and chips :(
I'm Dave the Trucker like everyone else
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)

alright dave
that's a smashing cb radio etc
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)