I have been eating strawberries for the last 5 minutes and they've been lovely
However I just bit into one near the bottom and it was really sweet, then very quickly turned sour, I have just glanced into the container to find the remaining strawberries are sprouting furry bacteria. Ever eaten anything you wish you hadn't?
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

It gets better with every read.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)