I have been eating strawberries for the last 5 minutes and they've been lovely
However I just bit into one near the bottom and it was really sweet, then very quickly turned sour, I have just glanced into the container to find the remaining strawberries are sprouting furry bacteria. Ever eaten anything you wish you hadn't?
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)

A twelve-course meal where every course involved tofu in some way.
*boik*
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)

was there pudding?

( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

Two of the courses were 'pudding'.
They still contained tofu.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

what the hell were they
or is it too painful to discuss
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

Fuck knows, it was all in foreign.
I think one of them was sweetened tofu jelly or something. It was a bit like crème brûlée but made out of evil.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

pure evil
was there any meat involved at all?
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

There was some fish.
No proper meaty meat though.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

A multi course meal consisting of tofu and fish sounds like pure heaven to me.
Can't think of anything better.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

You. Wrong. Cunt.
That is all.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

I second this.
Let's bully him until he flounces off /talk. Freak.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

Ah, now I didn't say that.
He's wrong for having a hard-on for tofu, but otherwise, the Gnome's alright.


Not on David the Gnome's level, but pretty fucking close.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

Get fucked the pair of you.
I'm right.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

At a glance you're half left
So that's that argument out the window for a start.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

Nope
I'm an unreconstructed Thatcherite- so I'm always right.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

OH VIENNA!

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

OH VIENNETTA!!

( Glovington, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

OH CORNETTO!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douhua :(((
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

You're giving me Nam-style flashbacks, now.
It was Japanese, not Chinese, but it looked like some of that. Blerg.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)

I will take the memories away by invoking the greeting
!!!!!!!!!!!TOFU-FREEAAaAAAaAAAAaAaAaaAAAAaAaaaaaAARRRrRrRrRrdvaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAaaaaaAAaaaaaRRrrrrRrRRrrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

:D
Hurrah!
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

Eurgh, you poor cunt.
Obviously it wasn't one of the restaurants I worked in, tofu's a horrible swear-word in them.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

hear hear

( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

It was a super-posh restaurant and apparently eating there was a big deal.
Horrible foreign muck.
Hello though Spider, your sig is making me want to dig out my copy now...
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

DO!
I got all GTA games for €20 last weekend and only played Vice City, due to work constraints but, jesus I fucking love it.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

I find it hard to go back to the older games though, where you can't do things you take for granted in the newer ones.
Like swimming.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

Meh.
I sunk more hours into VC and III than I did for SA and IV so it makes no odds to me.



HIGH
VOLTAGE
ROCK AND ROLL!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

Kchat
is the best radio station on any of the games as far as i'm concerned
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

I enjoy the Kirby titles for Gameboy Classic
Is that close enough for me to get in on this discussion?
(Rainbow Meow, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

meh
why not
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

I would say probably, yes.
But only if you inhale another b3tan and gain their powers.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

Um, OK...
I inhaled Mortal Wombat and now feel the need to move next to a school? (I have no problem with you, MW, I'm just satirizing the attitudes of others. Or something.)
(Rainbow Meow, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)

You inhaled Mortal Wombat. Now you have AIDS.
Bad AIDS.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

Don't want AIDS
Going to bed now to sleep off the AIDS. and dream of marshmallow protagonists.
(Rainbow Meow, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

Goodnight.
It's incurable, by the way. Sorry.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

BUT BACK TO KIRBY
My favourite was the hamster.
(Rainbow Meow, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

Kirby's dreamland and Kirby's pinball?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

Didn't play Pinball but had Dreamland and Dreamland 2
Loved them. A happy time in my life.
(Rainbow Meow, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

VROCK, VCPR and Wave 103 were the only ones I listened to first time around.
VROCK's been THE only one I've been able to stand this time around.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

When i wanted music then Vrock was first choice, but i preferred the silly call ins

( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

Hmm, I may give kchat a chance then.
Depending on what missions I have to do when I restart it.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

worth a go for a giggle

( Glovington, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

There's blood and pubic hair all over the studio.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

mmmm crusty brown ring doughnuts
"I like to lick them lovingly round the outside, and then thrust my tongue in the middle", " I just luuurve the batter. All over my face"
( Glovington, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

Also:
AAaAAAaAAAAaAaAaaAAAAaAaaaaaAARRRrRrRrRr^d_vaaAaAAAA^AAAAAAAaaaAaaaaaAAaaaaaRRrr_rrRrRRrrk!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

:D
:D :D :D !
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

ever fallen in love, in love with someone
ever fallen in love, in love with someone
ever fallen in love, in love with someone
you shouldna fallen in love with?
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)

yes
although, strictly speaking it was more of a thing than a one
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

can you be more specific
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

Food processor
they say our love can never be :(
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

it's not a good idea any way you slice it
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

I was sure we would blend
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

No.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

there's still time JA

( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

I bet MW has.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

Yes.
But unfortunately didn't even get a hand shandy for my troubles.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

your mum

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

wow
so people call you a nonce and you take out your resultant anger, insecurity and frustration on someone not so well known to try and raise your profile a bit, but realistically, people of the internet will mock you forever. also, how is my mum?
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

sour

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

What a lovely story. Tell it again.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

I have been eating strawberries for the last 5 minutes and they've been lovely
However I just bit into one near the bottom and it was really sweet, then very quickly turned sour, I have just glanced into the container to find the remaining strawberries are sprouting furry bacteria. Ever eaten anything you wish you hadn't?
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

It gets better with every read.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

I'm totally regretting substituting sponge fingers for broken glass in my trifle

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

which way round did you sub them?

( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Sponge fingers for broken glass I'll wager.
I mean, I'm just shooting from the hip and interpreting glued eel's post like a normal person, but I'll bet he substituted sponge fingers for broken glass.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

I see
it all makes sense now
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

Andouillette

( CowJam, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

hahaha

( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

I was in a small cafe in rural france.
The options were steak or andouillette. My girlfriend told me it was a tasty sausage so I had it instead of steak :(
( CowJam, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

Gutted
Quide liderally
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Quide?
What?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

d ch
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

Come one Spoider
I was being Mike Read, liderally for charidy
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

RUNAROUND!!!

( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)

G G G G G G G Gooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

oh made, it was a grade pewst
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

Who the fuck is mike reed?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

Radio 1 DJ on which Smashy and Nicey was based

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

Not to mention Chris Morris's smug alter ego, Wayne Carr.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

Who?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

You sure it wasn't mold?

( CowJam, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

that'll be the one

( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

He didn't say it looked Welsh, so I'm guessing it's not "MOLD"!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA (YOUKNOWWHADDIDIIIIIS)!!!!!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

Tripe
Roquefort. Parma violets. Black migdet gems. Brawn. Lead shot. Fly agaric. Chicken feet. Etc
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

did the mushroom work?
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)

Im gunna wager yes
but a little too well
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

I did a big sick and went home
Then I drunk some vodka. Other than the big sick, nothing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

that is odd
whenever I have eaten them I have tripped balls.
( Glovington, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

I've had more than my fair share of psylocibin based japes as a yoof though, too much to be honest, plus all the other stuff
But that stuff just made me vomit. Too old and tired for that lark these days, and for a long time since.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

They're pretty fucking heavy going.
Vomiting and feeling like shit is part of the experience.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

As much as I liked all that stuff
I'm glad I'm not involved any more. It took me a week to get over the last dose I had, and that was at least 18 years ago.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

Last hallucinogenic I took was about the same length of time ago.
It was very good and I took quite a lot of it but I don't think I'd like to put my brain to that kind of abuse any more.

Unless you count ketamine as hallucinogenic, in which case it was much more recently.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)

Don't they call that a disassociative something or other?
Paramedics give it to people on grim traumatic scenes.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

It's a veterinary tranquiliser
The hit's a bit like coke but more spacey.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

only fools and horses
but sometimes its fun to be a fool. and a horse for that matter
( Glovington, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

ketamine is filthy dirty

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

And like most things that are filthy dirty
It's good fun.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

I like filthy dirty but that
just makes me go *eugh*...NO
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

Each to their own.
It's hardly a regular habit in my case, just a bit of fun when it crosses my path.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)

It's the only thing I have
stamped my feet at with mini-me (apart from you know smack and crack etc) as far as bringing it into my house.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

Fair enough.
Have you ever tried it?
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

No.
I have been around LOTS of people who have. And I'm by no means anti-drugs. Just that seems cheap, nasty and careless. Give me a pot of mushroom tea and some biker speed over that. and THATS bad enough.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

Ewwww- speed.
I call that a nasty filthy drug.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

IT SO IS!
But I would take it over Ket. That's how low down the scale of things it is!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)

Speed's awesome, you're just old.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

Ketamine's awesome
You're just scared.

Anyway, why buy speed when I can afford coke?
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)

I'd happily take ket.
I just don't know anyone that sells it here.


Besides the cunts here go for the profit margin rather than ensuring their customers have a good time and coke's too expensive for the level of quality they supply here.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 1:16, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 1:16, archived)

Casu Marzu

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

really? how wiggly. was it horrible because of the flavour or knowing it was crawling with maggots?
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

Like I would ever eat that shit
I cant believe anyone would! What's wrong with people?? Are they INSANE VLADY?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

they're worse than insane, they're sicilian
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

PS I can't believe you lied on the internet, I am not sure you have understood how this forum works, no offence
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

I thought it was mandatory?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

Bless you.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

'ning gorgeous!
How can anyone eat that? HOW?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

Close their eyes and hope for the best?
In other news, I tried grilled oysters today, they weren't as bad as I expected (they were alright really) but I'm still a bit scared to eat one raw still.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

You great poof.
Shuck it open with a knife, splash a bit of Tabasco on top and then down the hatch with it.

They're actually better if you chew them but I wouldn't expect anyone to do that first time.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

any more than you should expect someone with a heavy cold to have a good chew of what they hack into their mouth from the back of their throat during a phlegm-laden coughing session
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

Yeah, see I can shuck with the best of them
But seeing as how I'm usually hacking blobs of similar consistency out of my sinuses of a morning, I really don't want to risk boking all around the kitchen, just to try one.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)

Chef chef!
You are a chef! Try it! It doesn't taste like fucking snot!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

But it LOOKS like a booger
And you eat with your eyes as much as you do with your tounge and stomach.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

A chef who's a picky eater and won't try new foods?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now I've heard of everything.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

Yep, I'm a picky fucker.
But that doesn't stop me cooking whatever the fuck gets put in front of me.


Just don't expect me to eat or even like what I'm cooking.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

What?
You are a shucker too? Get it ate. Shallot vinegar splashed on it. Fucking food of the gods
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

Exactly
This is what oysters should look like.

They were delicious.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

*sharp intake of breath*
*dribbles*
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

You should have seen the view from the table.
How's this for a beach?
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

I don't like you anymore
go away
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

Very cheap destination for a long weekend away that one.
Essaouria in Morocco. Heartily recommend going there.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

I will then!
and eat so many oysters I am sick!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

That's not difficult.
I got food poisoning somewhere along the lines of that trip. I have a feeling it was probably as a result of eating in a fast-food place in Marrakech.

The other dish I had at the restaurant with the oysters was pasta with a sea urchin and squid ink sauce- it was quite exquisitely delicious.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

I went to a place in Paris
that had platters of seafood. It was huge, everything you can imagine on a bed of ice. Never tried sea urchin mind. God. I love sea food.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

A nicer beach.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

Check the scale of them out.
The one I posted carries on round the coast for about 20 miles.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

There's nicer oysters out in carlingford.
They export them to paris and beyond ffs.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

You do know that a very traditional Irish workingman's lunch
Is stout and oysters don't you?
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)

Only on the coasts of course.
The further inland you go, the less trusting of shellfish they become.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

Fuck off with your vinegar.
Horrible disgusting smelling shite.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

Fucked if I'd ever eat at your restaurant then.

( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

See, I'll cook with it.
I'll even serve it to you if you want it.


But you got parasites in your brainstem if you think I'm letting it pass my lips.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

How do you know if it's cooked right if you don't know what it's supposed to taste like?

( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

I get someone else to try it, duh.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)

Used to watch that a lot when I was a lad.
They hardly ever repeated the 1979/1980 series though.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)