try sneezing all over your desk
Then she'll be yours.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)

No thanks
She said good things about Razorlight.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)

What the shuddering fuck
is there to say about Razorlight that is 'good' apart from 'oh did you see all of Razorlight died in a plane crash this morning'?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)