I'm going to use one of those christmas tree shredders pointed at the audience.
With a laser show.
Between the shards and the lasers I plan on blinding every prick there.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)

and large hampster cage to put the shredding into

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)

a hamster who needs to p

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)