I've got about three-hundred compact discs I want to destroy before I bin.
If you were as lucky as me, how would you destroy three-hundred compact discs before putting them in the bin?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)

doing a piss on them?
( vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

Microwave on a polystyrene cup

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)

Hooray for cynanide gas.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

massive science urban myth
is mythical.

The dye in CDRs is cyanine. It has nothing to do with cyanide, it's a non-systemic name rooting from the green-blue colour cyan, not the chemical structure.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)

Damage to the microwave may be avoided or lessened by placing a glass of water in the microwave with the CD.
( sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

shhhhh.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)

Bit harsh, that was

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

HUNGOVER, JANET?

( sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

You're all good at the internet
Who's supporting Incubus at their london gig tonight. I can't find it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)

baldmonkey doing his cd shreding set

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

If only there was an orchestra there.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)

I'm going to use one of those christmas tree shredders pointed at the audience.
With a laser show.
Between the shards and the lasers I plan on blinding every prick there.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)

and large hampster cage to put the shredding into

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)

a hamster who needs to p

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)

not relevant to my interests

( sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)

That's because you are not good at the internet

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

ahh ad hominem.

( sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

Ad(am) Hominem.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

Shoot them

( M o D, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)

or a tesla turbine
that looks like it could be fun to do
( M o D, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

Make yourself a chainmail suit out of them
then get run over by a bus.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)

STUMP OF MEDIOCRITY
HOW DOTH THY LIVE?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)

Oh come on that was the most Wakki reply.
I thought you'd like it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)

i did i did id did ididididididididid
luvu
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)

i do think you should change your name to Stump Of Mediocrity though

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)

Nah, PsychoChomp is one of the best usernames on here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)

I meant your real name.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)

I wish I was psychochomp

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

You are

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

, in a way aren't we all are

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)

oh I did this once
My dad was working in an old music studio and there were thousands of new age cd's and records doing sod all, so I got a hundred and drilled through them off centre and put them on a big long nail to make pretty swirly patterns with them.

And I make a paper bin out of them too. Not sure why.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)

i'd like to see michael macintyreeresome get his face kicked in by kenneth williams

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

throw them from the roof

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)

there are starving third world children who could live for months on about three-hundred compact discs I want to destroy before I bin.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)

cut them all up into sawblades, build a gun that shoots them, fire at the queen

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

Take them to the park
while some people are playing ultimate frisbee and throw them at the players every time you hit one say "NOT A SPORT"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)

haha

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

donate them to like a clay pigeon shoot but where people shoot cds instead of clay pigeons.

( sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

give one to each Spartan to use as a shield

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

really?
put them through a shredder. Most decent shredders will do CDs, although only generally one at a time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

Tie fifteen of them to a long bamboo pole
make 20 such poles.
Tie ten poles around your waist in an elegant fan arrangement.
Make your friend do the same.
Dress your wife in drab brown clothes.
All three of you must then go to the park, where you and your friend make piercing cries, flapping your elaborate tails in a competition to seduce your wife, much like the mating season of peacocks.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)