At least I own a car and can afford the gas to put in it.
I'm not talking some diesel pile of shit you've been overcharged for. I own a real car.

Your country has busses though. Its just like a car, but you share it with other smelly people that can't afford shit.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)