I want to move things with my mind.
Time travel would be nice.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)

INVISIBILITY!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)

God has that one already.
You can't steal it.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)

He can't have everything!
he has invincibility already! It's only a few letters difference. I'm sure he wont notice.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)

I'd go back in time and have sex with my mother before she gave birth to me.
It's not incest then is it?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)

i think this was covered in a film i saw once
i don't remember how it ended, but i don't think it was for the best.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)

Did he end up being his own Dad?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

something about a paradox
if i were you, i'd just shag your sister and ask her to wear your mums old dress from the fifties. save yourself the continuum nightmare.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)