b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 7217004

If only I could spin dash in real life

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)
Dash wouldn't like that.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)
I want to move things with my mind.
Time travel would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)
INVISIBILITY!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)
God has that one already.
You can't steal it.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)
He can't have everything!
he has invincibility already! It's only a few letters difference. I'm sure he wont notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)
I'd go back in time and have sex with my mother before she gave birth to me.
It's not incest then is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)
i think this was covered in a film i saw once
i don't remember how it ended, but i don't think it was for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)
Did he end up being his own Dad?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
something about a paradox
if i were you, i'd just shag your sister and ask her to wear your mums old dress from the fifties. save yourself the continuum nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)
QUICK, CHANGE CHANNELS
the getaway is on, to lower your expectations of movies. dumb fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)
Ahh
his pre Jack Donaghy days, before he became my perfect man.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
Michael Madsen is your perfect man?
he has an ugly charm i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)
I was talking about Kim Basinger.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)
No.
I'm off for this tab then I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)
sleep well
jammy cow
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)
Night night Jammy!
Sleep tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)
Has anyone done a Badger / Wicca joke on this yet?
www.sickidates.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
is the fat one having a stroke?
and not the sexy kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)
I have turned over to American History X
way more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:11, archived)
hadn't spotted that
i'm with you
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)
Best Edward Norton film.
I like Fight club too, and The Score. I love a heist movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:19, archived)
i enjoyed death to smoochie
despite it's poor reviews
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:23, archived)
It does look terrible.
Is it good then?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:25, archived)
i enjoyed it
it's not going to change your idea of comedy, but it's god some good jokes, and some nice acting. I have to admit that for some reason i have a love of Danny De'Vito that isn't healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:47, archived)
Do you want to mother him coz he is so little?
Do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)
I'm going to go to bed
to dream of his tiny little shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:12, archived)
Night night!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:18, archived)
Freak

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)
alright HATD
still around?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:16, archived)
hey up!
Yep! How are you sugartits?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:18, archived)
Good thanks
been out dancing. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:24, archived)
Disco dancing?
and prancing? YES! Groovy...
I'm good, watching films and listening to a dog snoring.
Were you celebrating?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)
The finger of going over your overdraft
*points*
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)
it'd make getting through those loop-de-loops on the m6 a lot easier

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)
I don't think
Mrs.Incredible would let you get away with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)