It is well within my remit to have people arrested
I like doing it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

It's the only thing that brings you joy as you shuffle closer to the coffin.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)

Well that was really quite uncalled for

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)

Yeah, that was harsh, sorry dude.
I owe you a pint to make up for that.

_{(This is me saying I would like to go for drinks with you in the future)}
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

No winkie touching
I'm very exclusive.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)