Heinz salad cream
and not that poncy low fat stuff either
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)

Not really sure you can have a manly salad cream.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

you can if it's on thick bread with corned beef

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)

I dunno I think if you work it out it still has an effeminacy of +1.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)

what if I wash it down with a bottle of Buzzards Breath pale ale?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)

It's still like fucking a bloke then kissing a woman after.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)