Tomato.
Though bearnaise is up there somewhere.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)

[complicated strike through which cunningly twists your words into an admission that a bear called tom is up you. somewhere]

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)