I'd quite like to meet hulk hogan or the whale from free willie
they've not psoted for a while though
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

I like to think that you are a legless man knuckling about on a skateboard made from a piece of broken fence and your one legged sister's roller skate

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

I wish, I fell off my bike and now my knee has a booboo
but only if bent in a very specific way that I can't stop doing even though I know it hurts doing it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)