I'd read more books if they came on perforated folded paper with the holes for the the sprockets

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)

or etched in granite

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

skywriting is the new etching

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)

Skywriting?
PIE FIGHTING MORE LIKE!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)

you can't read a pie
well, not after you've had a fight with it. plus if you had a whole book on pies, you'd get fat(ter) *delete as appropriate*
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK2WeQEGLNE
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)