alright jenpots
I had to go to the orthodontist today and they tortured me but a song I like came on the radio and so it was like Jesus said "I know it hurts, but here, have some comfort. I know you like this song" and so it was all okay in the end.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)

I hate to break it to you
But Jesus is no longer a radio DJ, not after the incident on Radio 2.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

what?
:'(
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)

i was as shocked as you are
but he did punch a priest live on air.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)

to be fair he was probably a child toucher so he probably deserved it

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

i think last time i checked,
there's a 99% chance any priest you've met has touched a child, the other 1% are only pretending to be priests, but will also have touched child.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)

Worse. Than. Hitler.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)