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Hello chaps
How're you lot?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
bored and tired
but scrubbed clean with a combination of about 200 bathroom products
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:52, archived)
I am tired
but I've to go teach karate to some cocky little shit heads.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
are you a double dan then?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)
second dan? In karate, I am.
I'm training to take third dan in November.

I'm only a 1st dan in Sai and Kickboxing.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)

im amazed there hasn't been a Dan Dare film
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
I reckon most of /talk could play the Mekons
with very little makeup required
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
Ill.
spent most of the day yesterday in some kind of manflu haze and then vom'd about an hour ago.
I want sympathy and a nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:52, archived)
*pointless internet hugs*
and *a safe non germ catching kiss on the cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)
Cheers dears.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
Hot vimto usually does the trick
or half a dozen cans of stella
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
Eww.
And eww-er.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
You'll get none from me because I'm ill as well
Tonsillitis can fuck off now.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
Keep your tonsilitis away from me.
I mean it, I'll cut you.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
That's what the doctor said too

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
I've been sat infront of a computer all day
I don't know how people with real jobs manage it
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)
I stare out off the window a lot

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

it's like having a really big 3D screensaver
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)
I'm looking forward to going to bed this evening
I like bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)
doesn't everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
I wouldn't presume
I'm sure some people on here will tell us they hate bed because that will make them look different.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)
Well I love bed
Shame I can't spend more time there. Nowt like snuggling down under the covers, nice and warm, listening to wind and rain belt against the window.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
I wish I lived nearer the roof of this block of flats, I don't get to hear much rain or wind

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
I don't trust beds, too many people die in them for it just be a coincidence

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
You suffer from Korean Paranoia, so that's understandable

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
I'm not a fan

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
I went to look at a house
it's a piece of shit. I'm interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
linky?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
will you understand the description?
otodom.pl/zaciszny-dom-z-ogrodem-id9024485.html
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
It's got a sewing machine
that's gotta be a plus ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
Rooms look an ok size.
bit of work needed but you enjoy that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
I wanted to rip the roof off and take one half of the house up another floor
but it seems I cant.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
Dig some underground rooms.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)
I can't, without sinking pilings in
megabucks
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)
Extensions?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
he can't find any to match his current colour
and dying them especially would be silly
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
I sold my hair for extensions
TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
I hear it's all four gangs
people will pay big bucks if you're in the RCD
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
this is the madness. It's a house which has been split in two
and then both halves have been extended. So there's nothing you can do to the old half without fucking up the neighbours, and nothing you can do to the other half without completely rebuilding the extension.

So I'm mulling over knocking the internal walls down and reorganising.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
that's an option.
And if the neighbours ever sell up and you're in a good position, you could buy their half and make it one big house again.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
That's the perfect situation
but doubtful that it would happen. Apparently it's a family of seven, and I couldn't afford it anyway.

The aim is to fix this one up then flog it on, so I couldn't wait for them to want to move.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)

rok budowy, 1938...in Poland...sneeeehehehe
I'd buy it, it's stood up well considering
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
Google translate reckons it's in Italy, London.
That's a pretty good price for a house in Italy. It's a pretty good price for a parking space in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)
Yeah, we have a district in Warsaw called, err, Italy
it goes well with Free Will, Dirty and HappyTown.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)
looking at the map, it seems to be situated conveniently close to the world's largest zebra crossing storage compound

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)
Why?
Is there treasure in the cellar?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)
the cellar is only big enough for a dwarf

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
well, how many slaves do you reaaly need?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
hundreds

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
is that with the manacles and stocks?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
playin my trumpit

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
you popped for /talk cherry on my thread
I'm not sure whether I should be honoured or disgusted.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
soz
us girls should stick together tho
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
I want to make this clear
This isn't me.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
riteriteokyeah

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
that's exactly what you'd say if it was you
so it must be.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
what isn't you?

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
My knees are in a bad mood.
It's such an odd kind of pain, not sharp at all but incredibly uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
does than mean it's going to rain?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
It's just started

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
I wished my penis got bitten by a poisenous snake while I'm out on a date so I can be like "QUICKLY, SUCK OUT ALL THE POISON !!!!"
Man, what a smooth operator would that make me !!
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
*pats on the head*
You're a funny little jew boy.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
I'm going home now, please leave me a lovely message for me to read when I get back.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)

www.stewart.army.mil/dpw/fish/nonvenomous_snakes.htm here you go, to help you in your research as you choose the ideal pet to help you meet girls
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
there's a new girl up there ^
maybe you should have saved your secret pulling tactics for a different thread, now she'll see it coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
alright jenpots
I had to go to the orthodontist today and they tortured me but a song I like came on the radio and so it was like Jesus said "I know it hurts, but here, have some comfort. I know you like this song" and so it was all okay in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
I hate to break it to you
But Jesus is no longer a radio DJ, not after the incident on Radio 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
what?
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
i was as shocked as you are
but he did punch a priest live on air.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
to be fair he was probably a child toucher so he probably deserved it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
i think last time i checked,
there's a 99% chance any priest you've met has touched a child, the other 1% are only pretending to be priests, but will also have touched child.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
Worse. Than. Hitler.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
Smashing. Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
Ning The LOVELIEST DEADLIEST Jenpots.
*Panders*
I'm good ta lully. You?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)