I have to say
I disagree with almost all the responses so far. There's something about the combination of elimination and b3ta which encapsulates time-wasting completely.

All other suggestions either imply some kind of effort or you have to accommodate other people.

I WIN, YOU LOSE. The Internet is now mine. MINE I TELL YOU!

*cackles and rubs hands together maniacally*
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

Is it half-term?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

I don't believe so
I don't start work until 2pm, didn't get enough sleep last night and my brain isn't quite working properly yet.

If it ever will today.

Which is reassuring for any potential future passengers I may have later.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)