I read all of that like it was a Johnny Cash story song.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)

that's exactly the right way to read it
just imagine everything I type in Cash's voice
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)