that's the first time in my life anyone has called me lovely
will you marry me?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)

hahahaha I am not sure you have really understood how marriage works here and how the parties involved feel about each other
( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:30, archived)

already engaged sorry
but you can be my mistress.
( FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)

but i'm a mister
so a misteress

do you really think i'm lovely, i don't think i could take the heartache
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)

*walks off slowly*
( FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)

wahay, classic strikethrough l/n opportunity! LOLOLOL!
( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)

*and lubes up*
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)

a shag with a run up? oh boy
*grabs ankles*
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)

leave planearm's ankles alone
( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)

you're only jealous
LOVER
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)

:((((

( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)