He's already reassembling Bolton.
I give it two months before he's under pressure at West Ham for not playing football the way they want it. Or something along these lines.
Allardyce will blame Newcastle United.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)

I'll blame him for being a cud chewing pork lover
who's idea of tactics is to chew more gammon, furiously.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

The taps at Allardyce Towers dispense tomato ketchup.
True.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

in my line of work, yesterday
there was a disgruntled fan of a former Midlands European Champion club, who got to deliver a contract to be signed by the former manager of their very unhappy rivals. It was a pleasure to deal with that particular job.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)