It has just ocured to me
that I will never fire a gun in anger. Unless something truly catastrophic goes down I'm too old to be recruited to the military so I'm never going to be involve in a war.
( CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

You could fire a BB gun in despair
Close enough?
(Rainbow Meow, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)