It's what the joyless prick does
Turns up after last orders, types something specious, fucks off, gets upset at me. I think it's because he can't find a slag to let him bung one up. In Newcastle. Can you imagine?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 1:21, archived)

That must be grim...
Newcastle.. damn. I'd fuck off to bed permanently
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 1:25, archived)

It's a suicide scenario and not even a sexy one

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 1:26, archived)

Are yous mocking my home city.
*vaguely raises ire*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)

Yeah shut up innit

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 1:32, archived)

Why I oughta.
Type some words into these boxes that expresses my intentions of a some point perhaps, maybe getting my dander up.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)

Whothewhatnow?

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)

Just doing the explanations of internet anger in a half hearted way.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)

No
I'm taking the piss out of spazzy brian. god I could eat some chips
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 1:32, archived)

Phew, just making sure, I guessed that's what you meant but you have to make sure, you know how these things are.
Oh, it's looking like next month for that drinks business.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)

HURRAH

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 2:05, archived)