are you in my house
Because you seem to have stolen my Sunday. Except replace dressing gowns with boxer shorts and cowboy boots, a real man's morning attire. I have a desire to go get the paper dressed like this, but I like my neighbours more than that. And the old boy that owns the shop.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

I don't think I have
I just checked my leg and it's not broken. Ankle's still a bit sore though.
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

did you kick someone?
I haven't kicked anyone in ages. Except myself when I stumbled on the crutches trying to get to the bus like a proper spak-mong.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)

Nah, accident whilst ground fighting.
Don't you get cripple pity from the public? You should insist on it really.
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)

people let me sit down when the bus is full
But otherwise they just give me a wide berth so I don't clout them one as I stumble my way around the place.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)

oh man! You are totally wasting your cripple.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)

i'm ashamed of myself
But for different reasons.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

ohhh that sounds like an interesting story.
Anyway, how is the leg healing?
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)

not bad
Partial weight bearing now, but keep getting impatient and trying to do more than I should. Physio terrorist again on Tuesday and I'm hoping I can downgrade from crutches to walking stick.

Not an interesting story, I just touch myself inapropriately. Unless you find that interesting. Wanna cyber?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

My physio terrorist uses his elbows
I have a right bruise on my arse from where he was trying to unknot a muscle deep in my hip. But he's brilliant and I wouldn't see anyone else.
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

mine is awesone
But unrelentingly mean if I don't walk enough or do my exercises. Which is good, I guess, but sometimes very painful.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)

Yeah, but better than
a permanent limp
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

gonna have one of them no matter what they reckon
I'm worried it'll make life difficult back at work, i don't want a desk job if I can help it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)

really? That's a bit poo.
But no point in stressing about it now. Just concentrating on healing the best you can. Then hopefully it will never be a problem.
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

thats what i'll do
But it is on my mind,
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)