you sound like my ladies father
Who on our first meeting pinned me to a wall and threatened to smash ny teeth through the back of my head. I've asked him for a little guidebook to dadding for any future piglets.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

It works you know!
Eventually they give in and like you, despite the fact that they are aware that you are porking the arse of his sweetness and light. Just play by his rules (or pretend to) for a while and he gives up!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)