I did some awesome swearing when a bloke dropped the boy off after he got wankered
Left him unconscious in the street outside rather than push him through the door. I let him know a few new words during my lecture about responsibility down the phone. The next day he left a note through the door at about half five in the morning and very quietly too, saying that if I ever got in touch with him or his son again he would involve the police. Top victory for me there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!
And even if they can, fuck 'em anyway!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)