I'm not. I'm being a boring twat and staying in my room
because I'm saving up energy for the week. But I can hear the crying of one person, being comforted by a gaggle of others, while loud music plays.
If it's like last time there'll be a staircase fine for the person who shat in the shower, and a warning from college for the people who had sex in the laundry.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

Haha!
Now THAT sounds like a proper piss up! Someone shat in the shower? Shit!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

Most people I know
they're lovely, until the 14th shot of vodka and then suddenly it all goes wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

14th?
Good god. I would never dream of drinking that much.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)