so
what's goin on? fuck the haterz.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

I think I just posted something
about being a hater etc.
(. Y . ), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

fuck off you denty brained retard

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

That mean I'm adopted?

(. Y . ), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

like anyone would adopt you

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)

I adopted myself
thus I refute thee
(. Y . ), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

i'm goign to the pub
stick that up your bling gland
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)

This isn't true.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

but you have to respect his desire to keep up the charade
i mean, someone that seems so needy, not posting for long enough to possibly appear to have been at the pub. Although forgetting that it is a Sunday evening and the majority of British pubs still recognise the 10:30 closing time on Sunday.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)

10:30 the pubs close with you!
that would not work up north
(hughheff just been tipped 5 dollars, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

it used to be law
and a lot of pubs still do it because it means the poor staff get an early finish for once. Things change and some pubs stay open late no matter what.
take your stereotype elsewhere, it's tedious.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

At half past ten?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

Normal people who go out of their houses would know that no-one goes down the pub at half 10.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

i often go to the pub at half ten,
lots of people do, lots of pubs are open very late, and lots of people work hours that mean they can not go to the pub earlier.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)

it might just be the provinces that have pubs that are open stupid hours
on account of every celt being a horrendous alcoholic
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

Plymouth did too
but that's because it's a student town. And students are massive alcoholics
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

why don't they any more?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

Because I don't live there any more
The party died the day I moved out
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

sad story

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

Yeah but you're not a fantasist.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)

i dunno about that

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

Beer and dance music, MW
THAT'S what's going on.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)

i'll lie on my bed to that!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)

I'm listening to music on shuffle
and some very bad dance music from a videogame soundtrack came on. Now I really need that beer.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYZXNVHVfhc
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)

*nerdgasms*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)

That was terrific. Is the rest of their stuff worth looking into?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

TO THE SHOPS

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)

There's an old boy here
That will drive to your house with a van and sell you beer and fags and other items at a slightly inflated rate for the convenience. and he works till 2am.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)

Be still my beating heart

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)

i'm not sure how legal it is
because the fags never have the warnings in English, and if you are nice enough to him and seem trustworthy he's rumoured to have some illegal combustibles in the van too, but I've never asked him.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)

Very very illegal I bet
Still, when you've got someone bringing you booze and fags at 2am, do you care?

What a hero
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

I might make him a cape

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)

YES
Super Beero
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)

where is 'here'? and can I move there?

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

lovely Oxford
and you can move here, but you can't live in my house, because my spare room is full of stuff and i don't want to move it all again.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

I like Oxford
used to go there to see a mate but he turned out to be a bit of a prick recently so I don't go any more.
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)

i really hope
that it's not me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)

did you nearly get bumraped by a tramp in a subway once?

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)

The second-rate sandwich shop?
or convenient under-road crossing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)

convenient under-road crossing

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)

nope, not me
i only put out for shit luke-warm take-away food masquerading as sandwiches.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

ah, never mind, maybe you'll get lucky in the future

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

My favourite museum is there
I like it very much as there is stuff in jars and shrunken heads.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)

Tesco's?

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)

It's a legal requirement
that you have a shrunken head if you want to work in Tesco.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)

bit harsh on minimum wage retail workers

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)

I don't make the rules

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

if you look carefully in the small print of their contracts
it's actually in the uniform guidelines
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)

I had to have my head
re-inflated when I left.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

I don't make the rolls
just the crusty farmhouse and the bloomers
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

Is this a bun thread?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

You better get your baps out, then.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

Watch the 'Eccles'ers jump in to stop it.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

I don't get it spoider :(((((((((((

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

Use yer loaf special hulk knees..

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

I still don't get it. Help me out Hatty D.

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)

Do you need me
To battenberg you round the head?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Your'e as thick as mississippi mudpie, ain'tcha?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

seeing as there isn't another one, this would appear to be the currant bun thread, yes.

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

Pitt rivers?
they just took possession of the tall mouse that used to be in the Natural History museum, my favourite museum piece ever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)

Yes!
It's incredible. I must go again soon.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)

go soon
they have an awesome "ghost forest" out the front on the massive lawn. Fossilised root work of some of the world's largest trees, lovely place to sit and have lunch in the sun.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

is that the exhibition of trees killed by climate change
that has been shipped around the world from one venue to another?
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)

Yes
You're obviously more up on your museumosity than i am, i hadn't realised till i googled it that it had been shipped around, i just enjoy lunch sat on that lawn
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

I was actually being subtly critical of an exhibition that claims to be highlighting the threats posed by climate change
while at the same time pointlessly shipping some manky old tree stumps around the world, presumably resulting in emissions of carbon dioxide.
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

I hadn't thought if it that way
probably because i was too busy trying to not get the mayonnaise from my sandwich down my shirt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

egg or tuna?
or some sort of [sandwich filling] + salad + mayo thing?
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)

i don't remember
should i start keeping a diary of sandwiches in case this sort of situations arises again? I'm not sure i have the inclination.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

yes please, post up details on here, there's been a distinct lack of food threads around here lately.

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

I'm alright Aardvark
(replying up here) had a great weekend. Yourself?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

I've had a good weekend too.
I thought you were ignoring me though and I was doing a :( face.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

Glad to hear it
I'm abstracted this evening, thanks to drama on my staircase. Stay tuned for more fascinating updates
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

*all ears*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

^This.
*Is also a nosey bastard*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

It's what happens
when you get a bunch of student types who've finished their exams and decide to get properly pissed. We've already had a warning from the cleaner as well :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Are you lighting your own farts
And stealing traffic cones too?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

I'm not. I'm being a boring twat and staying in my room
because I'm saving up energy for the week. But I can hear the crying of one person, being comforted by a gaggle of others, while loud music plays.
If it's like last time there'll be a staircase fine for the person who shat in the shower, and a warning from college for the people who had sex in the laundry.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

Haha!
Now THAT sounds like a proper piss up! Someone shat in the shower? Shit!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

Most people I know
they're lovely, until the 14th shot of vodka and then suddenly it all goes wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

14th?
Good god. I would never dream of drinking that much.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)

Are you properly pissed? Your typing would suggest otherwise.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

I finished on Friday
I wasn't capable of typing by the end. Saturday a similar state of affairs, but tonight is the calm before the storm
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

If you're going out drinking then have lots of drunken studenty fun
and carry a rape alarm.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

July 1st, 2nd and 3rd is going to be the worst
college ball on 1st, where the challenge is make it to dawn after unlimited champagne and cocktails, then straight down to London for a large bash, then on the 3rd drinks with a couple of festival friends. It'll be the greatest test of my liver yet.
Any big events coming up for you soon?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

July 1st is my work night out
where I get to meet the new members of staff.
July 23rd is when I depart for Mongolia in a tiny car. Exciting times ahead.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

sorry mw, you logged in to the wrong site again.
whywon'tmyparentsletmewearsluttyunderweareventhoughi'melevennow.com is your other link.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

After all, you've never expressed feelings of hatred towards anyone on here.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

i hate you all.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)

fuck off you denty brained retard

(. Y . ), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)

*runs away crying*

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)

This could all deteriorate into a messy spiral of pot-calling-kettle comments
If we're not careful
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)

Yeah that's never happened before has it

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)

Absolutely
I pray it will never start in this happy place.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)

Well, I personally am feeling well happy.
The rest of yis can get fucked for all I care.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

Spoidey!
Why are you so happy? HEY?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

I got booze, green and new technology to play about with.
And I'm not working until thursday too.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

This deserves a big massive YAY!
YAY!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

I'm going to invent a tool for getting all the nutella out of the awkward shoulders of the larger jars and become a millionaire

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)

The tool you're thinking of can be found in a standard set of wax carvers.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)

I have 10 of those already.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)

More if you include toes.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)

yeah but what if your boss walks in on you and thinks you've been having a dig after eating too many eggs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)

I think people who spread chocolate on bread shouldn't be allowed out

( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)

funnily i love it on toast
but not on un-toasted bread. Thanks for listening.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)

I think you need to research the meaning of the word 'funnily'.
/helpful
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)

No, he loves it in a funny manner, wearing a clown nose and tellin hilarious jokes.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)

sage like advice, thank you
_{AaAAAaaAAAaaAAAaaaaaAarrR}rRRrrRRRd^{vaAaAAaaaaAaaA}AaaAaAArRRrRrrrrRRk^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)

:D
I like you. You're all right, in my book.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

You want to add some onions, then stuff it inside an old bird.
I think you'll find that THAT is sage advice.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)

Not only am I a member of this wrongly-targeted group you mention
But that this member also puts banana slices on for breakfast.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)

Are you also part of the group who will eat ceral that has chocolate on, or in, it for breakfast?

( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)

I am not averse to this.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)

well if you hate chocolate so much why don't you go join the BNP with your boy friend nick griffin

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)

Oh God you pour chocolate milk on your cereal, don't you.
Sick fuck.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

PARTYGOOSE PARTIES 2 HARD 4 U
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

AVIN IT LARGE

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

AVIAN IT LARGE

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

the people who make nutella will have you bumped off, that's how they make their money.
It'd make a good film, like a modern remake of 'The Man In The White Suit'.
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)

This is What's Goin' On
Father, father
We don't need to escalate
You see, war is not the answer
For only love can conquer hate
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

Oh look, a new person.
Hello, new person.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

Good evening.

(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

Is it? IS IT?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

I hope so.

(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

It is for me. But that was a lucky guess on your part. You didn't know.
I'll let you off with a warning this time.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)

How can it be a good evening, Lovely Aardvark?
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOT BEER :(
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)

I have whisky and internet and The National, though. :)

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

This makes everything ok :)

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

well the whisky certainly does

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

I certainly wasn't referring to anything else

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

good news here
whisky trumps the internet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

He may have hard liquor, which trumps beer by several notches.
HELLO, DARLING SSS, how are you tonight?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

I'm ace, I just watched spacemen float through the night sky
YAY SPACEMEN
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

don't invest emotionally too soon.
they got bullied out of QOTW, i'm not sure if they'll last.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)

Anyone without the stones to last on QOTW is destined to spend their life crying and whimpering.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)

I have returned to QOTW and been redeemed.
(secretly, I still find you talk people much nicer)
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

Forgiveness for idiocy
is in itself akin to idiocy.

on the internet
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)

Can I be your super secret friend?
I bought us matching bff necklaces and everything.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

Is this the one that made Tories look like giant arseholes?

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

+more
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

They sound really gaye.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

Oh mercy mercy me, that pun was terrible.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

Is this that spacker we had on here or someone else?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

God knows.
Spackers come and spackers go. Who can keep track of them all?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

Same spakker, he's getting worse if that's possible

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)

I just found out I was morderd has left :(((
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post654795
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)

EIGHT MONTHS MIKE!!
It took you eight months to send the soppy cunt packing.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

He really hated me man.
Maybe it was something I said.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

The more I read the bigger I imagine his forehead must be.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

A terrible loss.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)

Aww man :(

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

That was a fun read.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)

Hello.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)

watching day of the dead
and being a nerd. Yourself?
( FIEND, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)

Watched KEanu Reeves deliver another stellar wooden acting performance as Klato, now watching Hitman, in which the gunz and norks are the only bits keeping my attention!
( SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

I could do with a hug.

( CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

*internet hug*
What's wrong, darling Jammy?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

First father's day without
has been more significant than any with. Just a bit maudlin.
( CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

Sorry to hear that, matey.
I hope you've had better offline sympathy than on.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

*hugs*
S'up Jammy?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

thank you

( CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

ok, but I need to see ID first.
Just looking 18 isn't enough.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

You can't hug under 18s?

( CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

It's what comes after
that's illegal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

Who hugs and doesn't want sex after?

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

CowJam apparantly
and presumably Sarah Millican
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

My mum.
I hope.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

That's not what she told me.
Yes, I went the pathetic route of a mum joke.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

dad?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)

*hugs*
*kisses*
*tongues*
*bums*

is that better?

[I realise this may have been inappropriate depending on why you need a hug, in which case I apologise profusely in advance]
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

All the better for being inappropriate

( CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

Haha, I bet you deserved it.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

:O
That's mean! I never thought you were capable of such things. I'm shocked.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)