Me!
On account of not liking any of the acts, liking civilised things such as hygiene and shelter too much to give them up for the sake of said acts, and not having the money, the North London address or the liberal values for it anyway.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

Yep, this.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)