It's best to get people on the internet prepared well in advance.
Real life situations thrust upon them can lead to sweating and staying indoors.

I'm a healer.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)

This lot should be more grateful
You're a true man of the people
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

I should do foreign visits on behalf of the government.
Teaching the good British ways. Or having big fight with that particular nation's hardest bloke.
Whichever is easiest to kick off.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

I'd like to see you take on The Hulk

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)

He can't do any worse than Ang Lee.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

That's the kind of ask that's going to require GMoS in my corner.
It's claimed GMoS doesn't even bring a towel to the ring. He's got that much faith in his fighters.
What a man.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

GmOS wouldn't even need to raise a finger
The opposition would simply fall at his feet in the presence of such pure masculine charm. They'd probably even get a semi.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)

That's the French for you..
Fairies.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)