take the household white goods apart and spell it out in the road with the bits, then make her look out the window and read it.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)

Binky, you are probably the only reason I come back to this place day after day!
I might use her straighteners and other stuff though, the white goods are used too often for me to take apart.
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

OMG IS IT ME AM I THE LUCKLY LADY?

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)

imma have to say no, anyway, soz.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)

awwwwwww, well, at least that's some preparation in case i get rejected for real.

(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

oh you think i don't mean it?

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

I know you mean it, Im just in denial

(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

Turns out, after the argument you can buy a new one.
Even if you can't quite afford it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)