HAHAHA WIN!
although, spousal(?) abuse is not funny kids!!
'looking hopeful' in a tutu and fairy wings, how could she resist?
especially after I've twatted her in the face.
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

ok sedate her and painlessly extract it, gently mind.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)