Get an old smarties tube (with the plastic cap) no more nails the ring to the inside of the lid and pop it back on.
then slam down on the tube so the lid-ring hurtles off with a pop and smacks her in the eye while you scream "YOU ARE UGLY. I'M NOT RICH. MARRY ME, YOU FUCKING BITCH."
You get 10 bonus Mariage-Points if you take her eye out, putting you in the lead before you even get wedded up.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)