what if while you're gone the fishing line garrottes a seal, and you pull and you pull and it breaks and a rotting seals head comes flying out of the surf and kills your girlfriend?
can you just put the ring on her finger and say she said yes anyway?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

or if someone else has found it and replaced the champagne with her dead pet rabbit?

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

I would have to be following them quite closely for that

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)