some sort of elaborate and romantic treasure hunt
involving places you've been together and had romantic times. Then at the end, have some sort of midget holding the ring on a pillow. Then she'll definitely do anal with you. while the midget watches.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

I've always thought that midgets give any form of entertainment that 'wow' factor.
See: Live TV Bouncing Weather et al.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)

This is EXACTLY the same as Binky's one.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

hurhur up HIS bum.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

"bum" hur hiur hur huck huck

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)