Use a tiny stencil to jizz "MARRY ME" straight into her eye.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)

Remember to hold the stencil back to front
or she won't be able to read it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)