Fill a balloon with her farts. Inhale it all in one go.
Numb your lips with ice and then shout "up my wife hanger" into her cunt.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:38,
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This is legally binding.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:43,
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I agree
Baldmonkey for Attorney-General
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:51,
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