The other car asked your car to do that special thing it's always wanted and eventually it got your car really drunk and your car said oh god yes anything to shut you up about it and then the other car wasn't a caring and considerate lover and didn't even use the sandy lube and now your car can't sit down for a week?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)

i think maybe several weeks. i'm basically screwed.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)