Bored and in pain
And I intend to complain until someone buys me a present
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)

Give me three hundred pounds.
Or ten-thousand. Your choice.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

*gives 86 pence*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)