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I'm taking this shit old-skool.
Morning report co10.

Unfocused irritation : 75%
Need for a dump : 56%
Tea quotient : Depleted
Likelihood of returning to bed : 98.43%
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:48, archived)
are you my wife?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:52, archived)
Try the couch, prick!
See what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:55, archived)
As a stand alone post I have no idea what you're on about

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:02, archived)
I reject context too
it's a fscking conspiracy isn't it??? Bloody immigrants.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:03, archived)
Hmm...
A quick scroll down (click and drag that bar most likely on the right side of your browser) will show what I'm on about. You can also use that same bar to scroll back up.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:09, archived)
the problem is, that still doesnt make it any funnier :(

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:12, archived)
Sounds like a personal problem.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:15, archived)
Trouble urinating?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwZktUZGrcE
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:16, archived)
what an odd way of censoring yourself

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)
hmm?
fsck? a unix joke. Not a funny one mind. Just becomes a habit.

you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
NEEEEEEERD

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
<NO POST CODE> reporting in here
Quite tired
One hour of sleep
Interview tomorrow, already bricking it
Would like to go home again now
Burgers for lunch
OMG FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:03, archived)
y no post code eh?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:43, archived)
Ireland only has 48 inhabitants so if you send a letter marked ALEX, CORK I'll get it
Jeff the postman does all of South Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:45, archived)
i've been to cork

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
There's a good 11 people in Cork
Second largest city etc
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)
how long have you lived there?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)
Since February last year
Nice town, quiet though.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)
aw, i thought there was a possibility you might have been there when i visited

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
Passing by like ships in the night
Nah I'm a newster over here. Thinking of upping sticks again though, travel feet are tapping
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
where would you go?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
That's the bit I'm stuck on
It's looking like if I did jack this in and move, I'd probably have to go back to England, at least for a bit. Don't really fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
i like england
it's where all my stuff is
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
my sister told me to move to portsmouth :(

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
i had a collision with a woman named Cork.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
I knew a man with a wooden leg by the name of smith

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
You liar
No man with a wooden leg would ever be named Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
listen man, i don't want to point out your ignorance or anything
but unipeds aren't even ALLOWED to be called smith. the latin root of the name literally means 'two legs'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
can you give me the latin root of the name literally meaning cat legs please?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
pusmith

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
scared you'll come and touch him in his sleep.
but then that begs the question, why have the rest of us left our post codes?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:46, archived)
i used the one for work, not home

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
NO IT FUCKING DOES NOT
READ THIS, INFIDEL!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question


'Many English speakers assume "begs the question" means "raises the question" and use it accordingly:[11] for example, "this year's deficit is half a trillion dollars, which begs the question: how are we ever going to balance the budget?" Many experts deem such usage incorrect.'

I appear to be an expert!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
OH YEAH?
www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=693
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
no no
rebuttals are only legal with xkcd. You find one there and I'll think about it.

If all phrases are allowed to be utterly abused then the original meaning just has be be reduced to saying "you fucking idiot, that's a stupid argument" as every phrase previously able to exactly sum up the situation just means "I like chips" now.

How about Catch 22?? No fucker knows what that means. Including me mind, I have too look it up before I use it everytime as I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
yeah, to be honest i'm no believer in the perversion of meaning thing
i just like having a dinosaur comics for basically any conversation
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
i was going to say this but i didn't want to be mean to lovely jenpots even though it makes me twitch.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
I am not being mean
just proving I am a more valid human than her
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
i dunno, see i have met her,
so i know for a fact she is a valid touchable warm and living human,
whereas you are merely pedantic pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
One hour of sleep?
Sexytimes?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
EX31
zen calm: 85%
immediate tea: full
future tea: in large quantities
desire to return to bed: 99%
also, cherries.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:11, archived)
Bivvy level: 32%

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:16, archived)
bivvy level 0%, and likely to remain that way for the next few weeks :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:18, archived)
Sadtimes

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:19, archived)
indeed, should have turned down this weekends work

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)

Yeah I wished I turned down employement for fishing too.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
if you spell it like that you won't need to.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
Aah crepe

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
PI55 0FF
I want that as my postcode
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:33, archived)
3EH L0L3

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
TF1
Physically at work-100%
Mentally at work-15%
Remembered to bring breakfast-0%
Grumpiness-Maximum
Website needed to do all work-down due to maintainance
Ability to oggle fit staff members-impaired by blinds
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)
open the blinds and improve you grumpiness

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)
the blinds are on the other side of the window
the women control the blinds :(
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:46, archived)
give them a quick call
ask them to open them.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
oh that is the way huh?
I always find the women control the lighting levels too. One silly cow reckons she gets migraines from bright light so feels entitled to make everyone else work in mood lighting. GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
make her wear sunglasses. Easy.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
Easy like a wednesday moooooorning

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
Oh no far too easy
I'm not racist, but last time this situation happened is was a guy actually, and he jolly well did wear wrap around shades and was fine. Mind you I think he just wanted an excuse to look cool..
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
WF2 Report
Kids screeching at each other: 2% (a record low)
Number of mahoooosive teas: 1
Number of mahoooosive coffees: 1
Breakfast: not hungry yet.
excitement levels: medium and rising.

Overall: Content.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)
po14
hours worked: 0.25
hours still to work: 11.75
tea: full but not enough milk
looking forward to: playing 3D zelda on my lunchbreak
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:46, archived)
MORE TEA INCOMING.
i'm having an oddly relaxing if a bit screwy week. how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)
i'm ok. just a bit tired.
saw 'bridesmaids' last night. funny stuff.
has anything else happened besides the prang?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)
what is bridesmaids?
nah nothing important. i watched "paul"; that was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
I KNEW IT.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
yeah, it's pretty good innit?
bridesmaids is a comedy that's just come out. cast is 90% women but it's not a shitty chick flick.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
oh man but is it all about weddings and shit?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
it's about the build up to a wedding
but it's not shit.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
honest

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
Like "The Worst Week Of My Life"?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
i dunno what that is

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
it's about the build up to a wedding
but it's not shit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
then yes!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
How are you finding the 3ds?
Saw one in Game the other day. Wasn't keen.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)
I'm enjoying it a great deal.
Even if the 3D does nothing for you (and many people don't seem to realise that you can turn it off), it's a powerful little handheld with plenty of downloadable content of new and retro games. Although Mrs Eddache has Nintendogs, Zelda 3D is the first proper 3D game I've played and the 3D really does immerse you in it's world. Battery life isn't great, but I only play if for short bursts (an hour or so at a time) and put it into it's charger when I'm done, so it's never died on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
How do you feel about the announcement of the new PSP?
I think it is called Vita. Something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)
The PSP never appealed to me
so the Vita doesn't appeal either.

I think I know one person who actually owns a PSP.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)
I do.
But only because someone didn't want it and gave it to me.
The PS3-Vita interactiveness is interesting I thought. Here is some honey.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
Some games appeal, like MGS Peace-Walker
but that's coming out on the PS3 anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
i love it
the 3D works perfectly for me.
i was well impressed with the pre-loaded software that comes with it and the downloadable stuff promises to be pretty cool. also, streetpass is a nice touch. i carry mine everywhere now.

maybe wait for some more big releases and a price drop if you're not blown away.

i'm also interested in the vita. i don't play my psp much but i do appreciate the prettiness of the games. it'll need to do some pretty fancy shit to make me splash out more money though. more likely to save it for the wii u
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
Yes.
I think I'd rather have an iPad than a 3DS and a Vita.
And I don't even know what I'd do with an iPad.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
watch movies in bed.
check the internet and the news and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
It's the music making apps that appeal the most, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
i don't want an ipad
i'd rather have a 3DS and a vita
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
AT LAST! PEACE IN OUR TIME!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
here's what we should do
YOU buy ME a vita, right?
...

that's it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
Tell you what, if Two Hats pulls his finger out and gives me £10,000,
I'll bung you the money for a Vita and a couple of games.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
ta

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
OX3 Report
Toast input: 63% and rising
Hospitalols: imminent
BUMSBUMSBUMSBUMSCOCKSFANNIES
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
you have four times as many bums as you have cocks and fannies?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)
Pretty sexy, huh?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)
You should be in a hentai movie

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)
I heard you can put a fist and foot in each one.
I can't though, I find it hard to touch my toes, that position wouldn't work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
You've got my postcode
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAzESJ62irI
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
OX3 Report
Sleep: Insufficient
Dentist: Imminent
Breakfast: Dissapointing
Day Ahead: Unknown Quantity
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)
Same postcode as TFD?
Are you two, like, doing it?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
PO14
Sunny-Cloudy-Sunny-Cloudy

Unfocused irritation : !!!!!!!!!!!;;;;;;;%
Need for a dump : 100%
Tea quotient : Coffee now. Tea later. Green. With Jasmine.
Likelihood of returning to bed : 0%

Not gay: Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)
Bored and in pain
And I intend to complain until someone buys me a present
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
Give me three hundred pounds.
Or ten-thousand. Your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
*gives 86 pence*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
I'm at my desk, computer turned on, emails have been read
and it's 9am. This hasn't happened for some months.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
time to get out the set square and align those printouts!

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
Time to have a wet sloopy shit

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
snap
didn't go well. too much air in it, took two goes to get rid.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
CV2
Bus journey: hellish due to cunt driver who thinks he's Ayrton bastard Senna
Tea status: dangerously low
Bus journey listening: Mercury Rev
Amount of time spent laughing at the weather forecast for Glastonbury: three hours
Percentage of work that will be done today: 80
Percentage of daydreams that will be dreamed today: 100
ROLL ON THE WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
The joys of walsgrave
I used to get that bus up to T'Triangle when I worked at Lloydspharmacy head office. And blockbuster before then.

Am I scaring you yet?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
I worked at Lloyds too
although I worked in AAH rather than Lloyds. The 32 was hell, especially when it was full of kids from Wiseman, fucking pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
Ahhhh AAH were great
Helen Mattacola and the way she appeared to put on make up using Homer Simpsons Make Up Gun. BAM!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
I don't know if I knew her.
I was only a temp. I worked with Chris, Gary, Colin and Mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
I started as a temp on the it helpdesk
4 years, 3 jobs and 1 job interview later I was designing their data centre and head office networks single handed... what a company.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
Hahaha.
I liked the people but hated the job. The best bit was when they'd have those perfume sales. I got loads of top named perfumes for a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
Also the Christmas do I went to
was pretty amazing. It was at Warwick Uni. It was MEGA.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
I was possibly there, did they share one? I forget
OR if you were there before I started, I was probably sweeping it up afterwards working for the uni.

Why the fuck does any bloke who's ever smelt a haggis think they should wear a kilt to these events? Pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
I think they shared one.
I didn't really know that many people in fairness. It was a free bar though. YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
AAH Meditel?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
AAH... real monsters

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
B47 report
Needing a wee but still not apparently doing anything about it: 85%
Needing toast but still not apparently doing anything about it: 65%
Listening to Bon Iver to fill in the cred gaps: 100%
Avoiding work: sadly not, why do I work when I could be skiving?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)
BN3
Jetlag - 25%
Concentration - 5%
Eggs - none
PAIN - exceeding measurable thresholds

I saw Ryan Adams last night, he was good and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)
P.A.I.N. P.A.I.N. etc

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
i haven't played that in ages

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
It's an odd "game".
Utterly pointless and unfullfilling and a rip off. But once you load it up you lose a whole afternoon to it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)

not Bryan Adams then
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
Oh dear vlad
your joke's quite dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

that's too bad
now I'm sad
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
may i add
i am rad
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
No, my lad,
You are a cad.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
This morning's figures, from the desk of Frisbee QC...
Workload: 3-4hrs focussed, so 5-6 actual
Drink level: Lemon-water, urgent tea required
Painlevel: 20-30%, physio later will make it 80% then 15% immediately afterwards
Consciousness: foggy but clearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
FUCK OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
haha yeh

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

focussed? I mean, focussed? Really? Honestly? FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

See 'foggy but clearing'
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
no, there's only one F

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
Far too Frequently S'd

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
Marbella 29600
Weather: hot
Pants: grey
Mood: wot
Outlook: gay
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)