Didn't a student type do this already?
But he was all LOL I AM ASKING A BLACK MAN FOR THE TIME, USING A PHRASE THAT PROBABLY MAKES HIM THINK HE IS BEING RACIALLY ABUSED EVEN IF IT ISN'T AND IT WAS JUST ILL THOUGHT OUT AND I MIGHT ACTUALLY UPSET SOMEONE.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

yes
it was a good idea for a video, but the joke did run thin after a few minutes. I am unashamedly ripping of that joke.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

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I prefer it in text form. The video seemed very racist to me. In a LOOK AT ME BEING RACIST BY NOT BEING RACIST.
He might as well have run up to a group of black people, shouted "I HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE YOU ALL DANCE WELL", Al Jolson himself up and started bellowing "MAMMY!" then insisted in court that it wasn't racist, he was taking the piss out of shoe polish.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

looking at the video again
he doesn't actually target anyone specific, well there's at least one drab looking white guy in there...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)

The bit that sticks in my head is the black guy in the street.
I think it was "I'm not being racist but could you tell me the time?" or something similar. The chap looked confused about whether to be offended or not and looked like he might beat the shit out of him. And I thought "Yes. Do beat the shit out of him. He IS being offensive."
Or summink.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

funnier as an in joke
Which I think is what you meant. Never keen on comedy having victims.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

Yeah. I think you are right.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)