I'm not racist, but...
I really could do with a cuppa. And some slippers. Maybe a biscuit.

Why are you not a racist, but...?

I'm also not racist but I just bought a ticket to see Mark Watson tonight. Hurrah.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

I'm not racist but I'm quite good at making piles of leaves in Autumn

( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

no buts.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

means no anal?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

LIES.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

Make Manolith do another secret bash in his garden.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

send me cash for petrol and yeah sure.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)

I'll take it out of the ten grand Two Hats is giving me.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

this is a sensible use of the 10k that I'm definitely going to give you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

it's probably the very best way he could spend it.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)

Most of it is going on a new computer for the music room.
Also an electric piano, new guitar, new bass, new mic, monitor speakers and a KP3.
I'm not giving it all away.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)

new song idea
Things you'd buy if you had 10 grand
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

I'll need ten grand first to buy the stuff to make it on.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)

Probably a more robust external soundcard too.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

external soundcard corset
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)

:(

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)

*jiggles*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)

this

( jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

I should hold a bash at my place

( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)

and pay my airfare, yes?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

For you babes, anything

( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)

thanks, pet

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

thanks how man
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

that too
HI SIS
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)

Alright lil bro.
How are you? I have a bastard behind the eyes :(
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)

oh dear
drink too much?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)

because you text me last night to say that you were drinking beer!
hey you should see bridesmaids. i think you'd like it
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)

ja

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)

i might do one in august

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

DO ONE

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

I can has secrit bash?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

i dunno, can you?
also i just accidentally clicked i like this. i wish you could reverse that process
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

im liking this because the content is so agreeable to my misclicking fingers

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)

There are no accidents
Everything is as it should be, yes.
Well I suppose I could accommodate a few dozen mentals at my place. There's a zoo nearby too.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)

Who the fuck would want to spend their free time with you?
Seriously. Anyone? DOES ANYONE WANT TO SPEND THEIR FREE TIME WITH FRISBEE?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)

I would
But then I'm really not that fussy
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)

and I find n*velty fl*ing d*scs EROTIC

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)

i haven't played with a frisbee in a while. they are undeniably fun

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)

I must say, all this talk about frisbee is making me feel a little uneasy
It's like I should be doing something
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

you know what, like, i wouldn't invite him to a secret bash cos i've never met him and don't know anyone who has,
but i would willingly meet him at a larger bash and probably have a nice enough chat or something.
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)

and then you can shed him by throwing his frisb** into a tall tree and running away

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)

I wouldn't mind seeing him tied to the hare at the dog track, and watching that, does this count?
( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)

It does
Sorry about that :(
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)

looks like it's a big YES from me then, I'll see you down at the track, although you won't see me of course, as you'll be moving too fast to be able to focusss on the crowd
( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)

I have the need
The NEED for- OH MY GOD WHAT ARE ALL THESE DOGS DOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)

......aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)

I wouldn't mind, he seems ok really
But then I also think you, baldmonkey, are ok really so I'm probably a very poor judge of character. Everyone else thinks you're a prick.
( spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)

FUCK
OFF
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

dude right im really sorry right but half the point of secret bashes is to maintain the clique of good folks.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)

So why are you in it?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

Oh, wait no I get it now.
Haha, etc
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

i'm Approved.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

Hm
I guess that's the way it is then. Ah well
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

Binks is awesome.
As is Druid. And FF. And Blue Blob. And Jenpots (until she gets drunk and cries but then she is vulnerable and i look up her skirt so that's good too). And Malchick. And the others.
You are shit. Not in a LOL way. You are shit.
I felt out of my depth at the last one but I very had a good times.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)

Aah shit, I'm even rejected by Baldmonkey
Today is surely a grey day for me :(
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)

I'm not sure why I'm being so horrible to you.
Sorry.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)

i started it, blame me, but he WAS using i-can-has-cheezburger type language, which irritated me a licka teeny wicky bit.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

Yeah you should definitely pick on someone for talking funny on here.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)

i didn't say you can blame me, dognose.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)

Permission to object to criticism: DENIED

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

really?
really?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

What?
I prefer The News Quiz to The Now Show.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)

I can't see any context to this in the slightest
but I very muchly agree.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)

I dont know what these things are
But I would like to go to a bash. I'm curious to see what this lot are like in real life
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)

We're all utter utter cunts

( jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

well I've already spent time with baldmonkey
So I'm partially desensitised
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

I'm not
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)

we're not either
most folk are decent in real life.
( jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

well I for one am lovely

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)

Mostly shit.
All fat, beards, waki clothes and cleavage in attempt to make up for shitness.
I love bashes me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)

and thats just the men!
Oh, I am HILARIOUS
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)

wait...no...I messed that up

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)

There are some really good people to spend time with on here.
Moohalaa for example. I love spending time with Moohalaa. He makes me laughters.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)

next time theres a bash I can get to I'll definity go

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)

If it's a good one, I'll give you a lift. Along with Manolith prolly.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)

fanx

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

i would be interested in a bash that starts with these three.
however i am (a) quite busy and (b) quite broke.

so you should come and camp in my garden. but no molesting the chickens.
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)

I promise nothing

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)

what? nothing as in you wouldn't come, or you might molest the chickens? or what?
are there NO guarantees?
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)

oh I'd definitely come along
But I would make a sexual advance on your livestock
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)

it's the chickens that come first, everyone knows that, he shouldn't be coming at all
( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

Sounds ace.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)

if i have one, you can come

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)

cheers!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)

I can vouch for him not being entirely shit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)

I assume you're all a lot cooler than me.
Maybe I should assume otherwise.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)

No.
It's generally about 50:50. Half the people are a good laugh and funny and that, the other half are embarassing to be seen out with.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)

I simply dont want to know what category I fall into

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)

you was lovely when I cried
You're rubbish at being an absolute cunt.
( jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)

ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCK YOU.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)

silly baldmonkey

( jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

Didn't a student type do this already?
But he was all LOL I AM ASKING A BLACK MAN FOR THE TIME, USING A PHRASE THAT PROBABLY MAKES HIM THINK HE IS BEING RACIALLY ABUSED EVEN IF IT ISN'T AND IT WAS JUST ILL THOUGHT OUT AND I MIGHT ACTUALLY UPSET SOMEONE.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

yes
it was a good idea for a video, but the joke did run thin after a few minutes. I am unashamedly ripping of that joke.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

f
I prefer it in text form. The video seemed very racist to me. In a LOOK AT ME BEING RACIST BY NOT BEING RACIST.
He might as well have run up to a group of black people, shouted "I HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE YOU ALL DANCE WELL", Al Jolson himself up and started bellowing "MAMMY!" then insisted in court that it wasn't racist, he was taking the piss out of shoe polish.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

looking at the video again
he doesn't actually target anyone specific, well there's at least one drab looking white guy in there...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)

The bit that sticks in my head is the black guy in the street.
I think it was "I'm not being racist but could you tell me the time?" or something similar. The chap looked confused about whether to be offended or not and looked like he might beat the shit out of him. And I thought "Yes. Do beat the shit out of him. He IS being offensive."
Or summink.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

funnier as an in joke
Which I think is what you meant. Never keen on comedy having victims.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

Yeah. I think you are right.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)

I am not racist, but I would probably accept a vital organ from a racist if I needed a transplant

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

That's how you become racist
If you get a racist kidney you end up not filtering the racist humours out of your blood, and before you know it you're marching with the EDL and shouting 'oi oi darkies out fack fack fack fack' at the coppers in Hebden Bridge
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

shut up.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

I don't even own an taxi.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

I'm not racist but I'm looking forward to seeing Reginald D Hunter on Saturday

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

He's on my list
mark watson, reggie and Ross noble.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)

I have seen
Ross Noble-he is funny! The Mrs didn't 'get' him, but then she didn't 'get' Eddie Izzard either.
I have also seen Reginald D. hunter. He was also funny. The Mrs didn't 'get' him as he was too political.

I may not take the Mrs to any more comedy gigs.
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)

How can you not """""get"" Eddie Izzard?
Cats quietly drilling for oil behind the sofa?? Genius.

Dave Gorman in november

Sarah Millican in April... And we've already got the actual tickets, ready to lose... APRIL!!! They don't stand a chance!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

Dave Gorman is Not Funny.
And I've gone right off Sarah Millican since I found out she's a regular on Loose Women.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)

OH he's great
don't shatter my dreams. The whle charts and graphs thing can wear, but it's soo soo funny first time I think. nerd out.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)

she's still good though
her, shappi khorsandi and andi osho are doing a good job of proving women can be funny
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)

shappi khorsandi is Iranian
Bet you didn't know that

Bet you've not heard her say it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and A FUCKING GAIN
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

I saw Izzard on the Sexie tour.
He was rubbish. I was quite drunk and prempting his jokes. I *heart* Izzard too. I'm a bit in love with Reginald D Hunter, but not as much as my mam is in love with him.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)

I keep thinking about how awful Noel Fielding suddenly seems
After seeing him on wimbledon. Instantly making up some tired story about wrestling a monster in centre court or something. So formulaic it's unreal.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

I'm seeing him in November
he was good last year, but he had a better warm up act. I've now got tickets to see Bill Bailey in November as well, so that's good.
( magnum, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

Did you see TInselworm on DVD?
First time i've not found him at all amusing, and almost certainly down to the size of the venue... Arena comedy sucks.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

yeah, i saw dandelion mind in a tiny venue and that was excellent

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

i saw tinselworm in cardiff i think, and it was a bit of a letdown, because his first three shows are SOOO funny.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

Yeah, it wasn't that great
however this is Dandelion Mind in a smaller place so should be better.
( magnum, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

I've only ever been to one comedy gig
A super lovely friend bought me tickets to see Bill Bailey for my 30th birthday. It was ace.
( jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

that was the one with the song about asda, wasn't it?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

It was!

( jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

Make bladmonkey quieter.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)

I LOVE YOU SPIDER RIVIERA AND YOUR AMAZING STEED.
I LIKE STEED FROM THE AVENGERS AND DIANA RIGG AS EMMA PEEL PHWOAR EH RETRO WANK.
DO YOU WANT TO MUTUAL WANK WITH MY FORESKIN PULLED OVER YOUR "TEPID INMATE"?
I FANCY A BOILED EGG. AND SOME BEETROOT.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

You are prime Dignitas poster material.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

I'm not a racist, but I really like egg banjos

( jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)

buy me a present or fuck the fuck off

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

I have some Delight if that's any good
I'd call it Turkish Delight, but as I'm not racist...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)

of all the delights, Angel is my favourite

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)

of all the ones, this one is my favourite

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

I'm not racist but
I prefer not to watch the coverage of the Tour De France
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

i might go and see him when he comes pompey
£15 though...
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

when he comes to it?
all over it?

Well there was only 1 seat left so it seemed like the right thing to do.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)

the former
i've seen him at a festival. i'd like to see sean lock, reg d hunter and alun cochrane
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

I'm not racist but I ordered some
burgundy fairy wings off the internet yesterday afternoon and they arrived this morning. MEGA.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

hen do?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

No
my friend lent me her fairy costume and I broke the wings. They're replacement wings.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

Willo the Wisp cosplay?
Is FF gonna be Evil Edna?
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

Are you insinuating that
I am Mavis Cruet, the fat fairy? Because you'd be right.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)

if JMG were here he'd say surely you mean moohalaa, here
( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

Haha
I did think something similar.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

let's take a moment to remember that kennth williams provided all voices
( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

I would never insinuate anything that horrible you lovely lady.
Just seen the Evil Edna update, she's gone widescreen and has wheels. Kids these days are shit.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)

I likes teh BBQ food
Am I a racism?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

I'm not a racist but
this banana and chocolate spread-sandwich + earl grey combo is 'mazing
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)

depends
do you throw the bones in the bin or give them to the blacks?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

Dude, even I know my slaves' names.
Calling them 'the blacks' is so old-country.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

Oops

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

I'm not a ceramicist
But i just broke the spout off a Teapot cos i'm a spak.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

Fuck me, it's dragging today.
Yesterday flew by.
This is shit.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)

Do something then. do a little dance
and then drink a little water.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)

drink make water love
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)

I want to go and buy a new Nerf gun. But I can't until tomorrow.
And I don't need one.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)

IM SO FUCKING BORED!!!!
AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!11!!!!eleven!!!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)

Well, I'm off out to the dentist
see if you can do something about it while i'm gone.
Thanks, Bye.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

Gone in Sixty Years
( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)

Slowness

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)

The Unbearable Lightness of Boring

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)

The Slow and the Tedious
( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)

The Neverending Workday
( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)

:'(((((

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

Just seen these.
Brilliant stuff.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)