{other brands are available}
trying to keep B3ta impartial. carry on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

utterly butterly
wot, not butter?
clover
holy fuck, it's marge.
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

i just buy butter
I can't deal with the quagmire of modern fat based spread brands, and THEIR LIES!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

we were stuck up our own arses for a while too
then we couldn't deny it was getting far too expensive to justify.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

stuck up your own arse?
try Marge^TM the ultimate lubricant for all your anal adhesions!
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

hell no
we use Liquid Silk 100ml pump bottle. £9 each.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

hang on
Buying butter makes me stuck up my own arse? What about my collection of antique butter dishes shaped like ladies boobs?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

I can't believe that I can't believe it's not butter is not butter.
And I can't believe that the stuff I can't believe is not I can't believe it's not butter is not also actually butter.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

My Auntie Marje is ill
I can't believe she's not better.

Sorry..
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)