aren't you handy

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)

he's no grr tho, next to no mention of carpets or lava lamps

( mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)

I'm not saying it's true, but I heard grr has hair as glorious as Fabio's.
And I'm fairly certain that Bogus does not.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)

I sold all my good hair to the gypsies

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that the gypsy gold is all cursed.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

My massive penis came at a terrible price :((((((

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

beadle hands?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

Don't judge me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)

You knows it.
If only everyone could use this so called "Google"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)

I had to wear safety googles during my time at the dentist this morning.
I tried to point out to my Russian dentist that his pronunciation was wrong, but he had his hands in my mouth.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

I don't get it

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)

I don't think i get it anymore either
I'm having a bad evening. I'm gonna turn the computer off, turn it on again and see if that fixes it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)