I'm telling you man, no one can eat two tins of ham and cheese toast toppers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

Just googled that. I doubt I could manage one.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

I tried eating two once.
I have never vomited so much or so hard in my life.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)